My, what a brilliant song! Thanks to Kirsty for writing it. Intro: Am Verse 1: Am E Oh you shouldnt have kissed me and got me so excited E7 Am And when you asked me out I really was delighted Bb So we went to a pub in belsize park E E7 stop And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark Bridge: Am Bb Oh you shouldnt have kissed me cause you started a fire E E7 stop But then I found out that youre a serial liar Chorus: Am You lied about your status E You lied about your life G You never mentioned your three children C And the fact you have a wife F C Now its england 2 colombia 0 E E7 And I know just how those colombians feel Lead Guitar in Chorus: E:------------------------------------------| B:------------------------------------------| G:------------------------------------------| D:--7----6----5---------3--------------2----| A:-----------------3---------3----2---------| E:------------------------------------------| Verse 2: If you hadnt passed out while I was talking to your friend It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me If he hadnt taken pity on my heart full of desire I might never have found out youre a serial liar Chorus Verse 3: G C It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team E Am Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember its a dream G C Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner E E7 stop I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner Am E I can never possess the object of my desire E7 Am Cause hes bound to turn out to be a serial liar Bb Ok I didnt mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit E E7 stop But I am free and single and hes a lying git Chorus: Cause he lied about his status He lied about his life He forgot he had three children He forgot he had a wife And its england 2 colombia 0 I know just how those colombians feel For this next verse put down that pick pull some random strings on the quaver notes. Verse: Am E So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home E7 Am Called my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone Bb (STRUM) I played some tragic music and I lay down to die E E7 But later I woke and I hadnt stopped crying You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat So Ill be the one that you couldnt acquire I found out in time youre a serial liar Am You lied about your status E You lied about your life G And I pity your three children C And I pity your poor wife F (stop) Now you can go to hell C (stop) I'm going to Brazil E7 (Mess around on Am, F, Bb, and then land on A) Still its england 2 colombia 0